Archive for November, 2006

Leftover Observations

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Here’s a bunch of thoughts that have been swirling through my mind over the last 24 hours or so but am too lazy to flesh out into posts of their own :


With Senator Lieberman (Egomaniac - CT) promising to caucus with the Dems, it’ll be interesting to see what sort of attitude he adopts towards his former party-mates. My guess is that as long as he gets a committee chairmanship, then he’ll be acceptable. Joe’s problem is that he’s a conventional wisdom parroting phony who thinks repeating talking points he’s picked up on the golf course makes him an independent, but now that the CW is heading towards the Dems, I wonder if he might accidentally be supportive of his own side. I hope so.


I don’t like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but there’s an important lesson to be learned from the way he sailed towards reelection yesterday. Last year, Arnie got his ass handed to him after the string of ballot initiatives that were his entire agenda were defeated across the board. His reaction to this defeat was one that a lot of Republicans would be well advised to follow. He picked himself up, apologized to the people of California, and said “message received”. From then on, he’s seemed like a different man. He’s reached out to Democratic lawmakers more, cut out the macho bullshit, and stopped quoting his movies every five minutes. I still trust Schwarzenegger about as far as I can throw him, but his success last night was entirely due to the perception in voters minds that he showed humility and was working hard to regain the confidence of the California people.


On the faux-humility front, John McCain’s reaction to the GOP defeat on CNN last night was brilliant in the way he kept using the word “we” to mean “everyone but me” :

So, of course, I’m sad. And I believe, however, that this is a wake up call to the Republican Party. We’ve got to change our practices. We — some of our people think we came to Washington to change government and government changed us.

And so we’re — but we’re going to bounce back, Larry. We’re going to get together and go over where we made our mistakes, fix them and move forward.

And for subtly throwing his party under the bus for their enormous defeat, how’d the CNN political analysts react? From just a few minutes later, here’s John King :

“But, wow!, was that a picture. I defy you to go back through the CNN library, any library you can find and find a video of John McCain looking like that….That was President John McCain making an appearance to American people.”

Even during the Democratic party’s finest hour, the media sycophants still line up to kiss St. McCain’s ring.


The President’s decision to fire Rumsfeld this morning was just bizarre. Does he think this will be enough to keep a Democratic Congress off his back? Was this just an attempt to play the media and knock some wind out of the Democrats’ sails? Why the hell would be have spent the last week defying public opinion and supporting Rummy if he was planning to toss him aside so suddenly? The political strategy beside this is inexplicable to me. Gotta love that Junior picked one of his daddy’s Iran/Contra buddies for a replacement. That should be a fun confirmation hearing. Democrats, point your subpoenas in this direction.


Interesting fact : South Dakota’s ballot measure failed at the same margin by which Oklahoma’s cockfighting ban passed a few years ago, 56-44. I wonder how much ideological overlap there is between the 44% of SD voters who think rape victims should be forced to have babies and the 44% of Okies who enjoy watching birds kill each other. The lack of the rape/incest provision is the real reason the SD ban failed, but it was left out deliberately to bait federal courts into striking it down and giving them a path to challenge Roe vs. Wade in the Supreme Court.


Speaking of ballot measure wedge issues, I was thinking the other day that Democrats could really use a wedge issue or two to get onto local ballots as a way of motivating base voters to get to the polls, but then it struck me : this trick probably won’t work for Democrats. Republican issues like opposing gay marriage or banning abortion are all about using weight of the government to divide Americans and meddle in their lives, but Democrats don’t seem to have many issues like that which resonate with their base on the same “lizard brain” level. A few years ago it might have been gun control, but with so many gun-friendly Dems, that’s a non-starter these days.

Looking at how it played out last night, there was a same-sex marriage ban on the ballot in eight states which passed in all but one state. There were also ballot measures to restrict affirmative action, ban abortion, declare English the official language, and parental notification. On the plus side, a minimum wage increase was on the ballot in six states and passed in every single one. That along with Missouri’s stem cell bill should tide us over until the Democrats can get these passed on the federal level.


The strangest thing on any ballot, however, has to be Arizona’s Proposition 200 :

Proposition 200 would establish a $1,000,000 prize to be awarded to a randomly selected person who voted in the primary or general election. Anyone who voted in the primary or general election would be automatically entered in the drawing for the prize money, and if a person voted in both the primary and the general election, that person’s name would be entered twice in the drawing.

That’s right, in an attempt to increase voter turnout, the people of Arizona had to vote on whether or not they should turn their elections into the goddamn lottery. Thankfully this mockery of the electoral process was defeated.

Nothing says victory celebration like Pederastic Fatherhood.

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Just a little post election fun, courtesy of Pandagon. Here’s just about the ickiest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like Jesus Camp if it were produced by Jerry lee Lewis.

Hi-OOO!

Meanwhile, a lot has happened and I’m not exactly processing it all efficiently, so forgive me for an ADD run-down of my thoughts, current until I either post anew, or overedit myself, on the events of today.
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The Hangover of Freedom

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

I must still be drunk from last night, because I really cannot believe how awesome it is to watch republicans cry like little babies:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — A Democratic takeover of the Senate is appearing likely after an ongoing canvass of votes in Virginia produced no significant changes in the outcome of the hard-fought race led by Democratic challenger Jim Webb, sources told CNN Wednesday.

Wednesday night, with Webb leading Republican Sen. George Allen by about 7,200 votes and the canvass about half complete, The Associated Press declared Webb the winner.

CNN does not declare a winner when race results are less than 1 percent and the potential loser may request a recount vote. (Full Senate news)

A source close to Allen also told CNN that the senator “has no intention of dragging this out.”

Meanwhile, a Webb aide told CNN that he plans a formal news conference Thursday morning to declare victory.

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em people, because we just got two more years of something resembling America. It’s like Christmas in July, only in November.

Of course, we all know this isn’t actually a victory. It’s a strong repudiation of 6 years of horrible policy but the hard work of actually A) reversing course and B) Fixing the damage has only started. Despite my overwhelming sense of relief and the odd senation I’m feeling that I believe is called “hope,” I honestly believe the next 2 years are going to be rough, possibly more so than what we’ve already gone through. Last night on Colbert, the punch line of a very funny segment was “They’ve only been in charge for a few minutes and they’ve already got us stuck in this unwinnable war!”

Funny, but be ready. I have afeeling it’s not too far from the actual Republican plan of attack.

Good Riddance

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006


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“I Didn’t Even Have To Use My A.K.”

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

The Webb margin of victory is practically recount-proof. Jim Talent just conceeded defeat in Missouri. And Tester’s holding strong in Montana. I’ve been really pessimistic lately, but this is a time to celebrate. I’ll worry about being pragmatic tomorrow. Another treat awaits you in the extended entry.
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Mandate, Bitch

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

CNN and the official numbers are conflicting in Missouri and Virginia, but looking at the most up-to-date numbers in each race and taking into account momentum and the size of the leads, it’s hard to see this as anything but a Democratic win in the Senate. Cool.

And if the Republican’s 2004 campaign theme of “vote for us or your families will die” was a mandate for social security “reform”, Iraq, and further tax shenanigans, does that mean a Democratic victory is a mandate for universal healthcare, a living wage, and electoral reform? I think so.

Holy F****** S***!!!!!!*

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

*That stands for Holy Franken ‘Sens’!

Also, this is posted by Ross.

I’ll say it. Wow. I mean. Wow.

I didn’t actually think we’d pull it off. But we did. We got the house and we’re oh-so-close to having the Senate. We probably won’t get it (and indeed, even if we do, Joltin’ Joe will defect), but right now, I feel something I haven’t felt in over a decade. Elated, satisfied, and not defeated. I won’t call it “victorious,” but I’ll say it feels a lot better than having sympathetic right wing family members telling me my side “fought the good fight.”

I mean it. Whatever work we’ll have to do to keep the Dems in line over the next 2 years, tonight, I feel pretty neat. For once, Americans showed they’re not that happy with authoritarianism, and that my friends is something marvelous.

Make no mistake - the fight is only going to get harder now that we’re actually able to affect events. But for once, we have a reason to be happy. Tonight I’m going to sleep soundly. Tomorrow, I’ll resume my usual disaffected kvetching. Until then, wow. Just. Wow.

And to second Greg, that’s goddamned right. This is a hell of a lot more Mandate-ish than Bush’s pathetic reelection win. Please Democrats, please have the stones to use it.

(Of course, Prop 90 apparently passed. I’ll save my blasphemies on that one until later.)

Almost There

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Wow. It’s all down to Tester (why haven’t they called this one yet?), McCaskill (who’s got a lot of momentum right now), and Webb (who was smart enough to declare victory with his razor-thin margin). A Democratic Senate? Hopefully it’ll work out better than last time.

Just Say No

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

After the embarassing glee with which I posted every exit poll leak I could get my hands on two years ago, I’ll be damned if I fall into that trap again this year. Screw the grain of salt, just ignore the exit polls completely. They’re worthless.

An Accountability Moment

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Get your ass out there and vote. Find your polling place here. If you have any problems at the polls, there’s a good list of resources here. Don’t let long lines, campaign disinformation, or broken voting machines stand in the way between you and your right to vote.

Isn’t it sad to think that American elections have embarrassingly low voter turnout, yet we can’t even pull off our half-assed elections? I shudder to think what would happen on an election day in which every citizen actually gave a damn about the direction of their country. I fear that we won’t get the voting reforms we deserve until there’s a electoral disaster so monumental that it’s obvious to everyone.

Now that I’ve completely trashed our electoral process, turn off the computer and take advantage of your biannual opportunity to give the temporary residents of Washington D.C. the middle finger. After you’ve voted, there’s a treat for you in the extended entry. No clicking until after you’ve been to the polls.
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