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Media : Excuse me, but as a person from the same ethnic background of someone who just murdered almost three dozen people, do you have a comment for the people at home?
Token : Well…um..it’s obviously a horrible tragedy. Our hearts go out to the victims and their families.
Media : (surprised) Oh. Tell me, how has this vicious bloodbath affected your community?
Token : It’s clearly a difficult time for all Americans right now. The people of our ethnic group share in the nation’s collective grief.
Media : Were you or any of the members of your ethnic group familiar with the person who committed the massacre?
Token : Not really, it was on the other side of the country, so…
Media : (interrupting) Well, thank you for joining us. Next up, we’ll have an expert on to discuss why these murders validate his political opinions.
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have they started blaming the “imigration problem” yet? what we need is a giant impermeable plastic bubble that will cover all of the US. it would keep all the foreigners out, plus we could speed up global warming for our country by trapping all the greenhouse gases inside the bubble with us and then Jesus would come back even sooner just to take his favorite country off to outer space with him.
Comment by tomN! — April 18, 2007 @ 7:47 am
Hmm, could your bubble be permeable enough to let brown people out? Except for the ones that take care of my children–Lupe is so nice (and CHEAP!)
Sigh. Some folks are just shitbird CRAZY. Like this kid. He just happens to live in a place where lethal weapons are easily obtained. The non-crazies always lose in these situations.
Comment by Jeb — April 18, 2007 @ 2:04 pm