It’s Hard To Be A Wingnut

As someone who believes every bit of campaign sludge that is thrown against Barack Obama, I’m starting to get a little confused.

I thought I was supposed to hate Barack Obama because he’s a secret Muslim. So if he’s just pretending to be a Christian, can we automatically assume that Obama rejects what his Christian pastor says? If so, why bring it up at all?

If Obama is not black enough and his church is apparently too black, does this mean that they cancel each other out and are just the right amount of black?

Obama’s pastor says God should “Damn America” for “treating our citizens as less than human”, but I thought God hated American because of its acceptance of homosexuality. So which is it? Does God hate America for being too compassionate or not compassionate enough?

If Barack Obama is, as Geraldine Ferraro has implied, nothing more than a “lucky”, affirmative action candidate who only got to where he is because of the color of his skin, then why has it taken more than 200 years for an African-American candidate to capitalize on all these advantages?

If Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein, does that make him and Saddam cousins or something?

If Obama is the anti-Christ and the anti-Christ is in league with the Whore of Babylon and the Catholic Church is (according to McCain supporter John Hagee) “The Great Whore”, does this mean Obama is actually a Catholic pretending to be a Muslim pretending to be a Christian?


posted by greg on March 17, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

2 comments »

  1. The current smear campaign against Senator Obama concerning the Revernd Wright,should come as no surprise to anyone,this gentleman’s sermons are videotaped,and certain to stir the bigots and flagwavers into a frenzy.I personally think Senator Obama should make Revernd Wright one of his top advisers,his sermons are not offensive to me,what is offensive to me,is the attack on the Revernd’s protected religious speech,and the Senators right to hear him preach.The media knows that most people don’t agree with everything thier pastors preach,their attack is not based on logic,it is based on the fear,and hysteria that have always accompanied public lynchings.

    Comment by pogo — March 18, 2008 @ 7:17 am

  2. Don’t forget: Obama Hussein and Saddam Hussein were both against the war – so were they in league the whole time?

    Comment by Joe — March 19, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

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