“Well sir, I think that my mother’s on record as having talked about this and I support what she said. I mean, I was there as well and I’m so honored that I was there.” — Chelsea Clinton

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Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!

It turns out that Clinton didn’t “MISSPEAK”

She was READING her speech when she said:

“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base”

Look at the speech on her website and you’ll see that that LIE was in her prepared remarks!!!

How can you say you “MISSPOKE” if you are READING the lines?

If Hillary is MISS POKE, does that make Bill MR POKE?

McCain’s metanarrative? War hero + maverick.

We’re fucked.