Dear Republicans, Please keep whining about next week’s ABC/Obama healthcare special. After this week, we could use the ratings boost. Thx.

Tom Daschle, whose reign as Senate leader gave us the Bush tax cuts, the PATRIOT ACT, and the Iraq war, still doesn’t have any balls.

Republicans (or Dems) don’t understand that the public option *is* a compromise. The murder-by-spreadsheet industry needs to die.

If the Obama Admin doesn’t want to repeal DOMA, maybe they can just amend it to include Republican Senators.

It’s a shame the Iranian reformers couldn’t have planned their protests closer to St. Patrick’s day. All the green beer could have helped.

Conservatives go on an on about the evils of “government-run” healthcare, but have no problem with big gov’t influence when it’s an OB-GYN.

Iranians riot when their elections are stolen. Americans riot when their favorite team wins. Ahhh…democracy!

Aren’t you glad we don’t live in a backwards pseudo-democracy where “supreme” leaders fix elections and disregard the will of the voters?

Hey @SenJohnMcCain, if Iranian reformers win the election, does that mean we need to find another country to “bomb, bomb, bomb…”?

If you think the end of the world will include a sea monster with 7 heads and 10 horns(Rev 13:1), you don’t get to laugh at Tom Cruise.

I hate it when wingnuts project current partisan divisions on the past. Lincoln a Republican, Founders “Right Wing Extremists”, etc.

Bible Verse of the Day : God tells Ezekiel to eat poo cakes. http://bit.ly/6gt0E

Actual McDonald’s billboard slogan : “Beefy Cheesy Glory”

Why do the two biggest jackass Senators have to be from my home state? I want to miss you Oklahoma, but you make it so hard sometimes.

Just a reminder, Ronald Reagan was an awful president. He wasn’t a “fiscal conservative”, he didn’t end the cold war, and he wasn’t smart.