“The Importance of Being Earnest” was on TMC earlier tonight. Watched a few minutes, but Jim Varney never showed up.

As much as I’m disappointed that “Don’t ask, don’t tell” is still around, it’ll make a great midterm wedge issue next year.

It takes 60 votes to kill a filibuster, but only 51 to kill THE filibuster. Google “constitutional option” for details.

In a sane world, claiming there were no terrorist attacks during Bush’s term would be followed by “Crazy person, you don’t get to be on TV”

The Senate is debating over the vote on whether they’ll proceed with debate on HCR or filibuster to keep debating whether to debate. Ugh…

I love the holidays, when pumpkin latte season gives way to peppermint mocha season. Mmmmm…sentimental consumerism.

If you told me in 1994 I’d go to the gym regularly, I’d call you “f’n whack”…because I had a limited vocabulary (and hated exercise).

For conservatives who love Psalm 109:8 / “The quiet words of the wise are more to be heeded than the shouts of a ruler of fools.” -Ecc 9:17

The #1 movie right now is about the world ending in 2012, Sarah Palin might run for President in 2012. Coincidence or brilliant marketing?

If someone asks “Would you rather have alligator meat or kangaroo meat?”, the correct answer is “No.”

Reasons I’d be a good Ghostbuster : (1) ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts (2) bustin’ makes me feel good.

If we’re lucky, the next time we hear the name “Lou Dobbs” will be because he got arrested sneaking across the border into Mexico.

Pretty amazing that Reagan was able to tear down the Berlin Wall by simply yelling at it. I wonder what Gorbachev was doing at the time…

If the Fort Hood killer’s name was Pickles the Clown, would the media be demanding apologies from the Ringling Bros.?

The lack of historical perspective among many conservative activists and leaders is truly repulsive. Nazis? Socialism? SHAMEFUL