Rush Limbaugh’s medical problem is making me rethink my plans to be an overweight drug addict who’s fueled by rage.

Every time there’s a foiled terrorist attack, I think “Thank God we’re firing Arabic translators for being gay.” Also, I’m an asshole.

RT @tomtomorrow Year in Crazy Part Two. http://bit.ly/5FnhMt // Impressed you were able to summarize August in just four panels.

If banks aren’t lending & paying back TARP funds instead, doesn’t it make sense to pump money into quasi-gov’t lenders like Fannie/Freddie?

Heard someone say “Happy Holidays” and did what any reasonable Christmas-lover would do. Punched that sonofabitch in the face. CHRISTMAS!!

If “Kill the bill” really means “Kill THIS bill’ which really means “FIX this bill”, just cut the hyperbole and say what you mean.

Never thought I’d see Orrin Hatch quoting Firedoglake on the Senate floor. Strange.

On MSNBC, progressives used the phrases “seized by the IRS” and “confiscatory tax”. Why are libs using “taxation=theft” arguments?

FDL’s 35 ways to fix the Senate bill would be more realistic if limited to areas where the House/Senate bills differ. http://bit.ly/5ERVEk

Rep. Waters wants “to see what’s in this bill” before making a decision. If she doesn’t know, why is she on TV again?

We should kill #hcr so we can give the exact same people a chance to screw it up again. #definitionofinsanity

CNN interviewing a victim of lifetime coverage cap. She’d benefit from #hcr bill, but she’s spewing wingnut talking points anyways. Sad.

I wish every American could hear this speech. It’s a perfect summation of the past year of political strife and one of the best takedowns I’ve seen in a long, long time. Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse is my new hero.

Sorry, but anyone who supported Dick Cheney doesn’t get to use the phrase “behind closed doors”.

RT @markos Nelson and the insurance cos. prefer this bill to no bill // So will the poor and chronically ill. This will save lives.