Standard Negotiation : “If you let me use this stick, I’ll give you a carrot” | Obama : “Here’s a carrot…can I hit you with a stick?”

Just mailed in my census form. When the jack-booted thugs show up at my home to steal my freedom, I hope they pick a Tuesday.

Q: What’s the difference between terrorists and a militia? A: Melanin.

Sen. Graham calls health care reform “a Ponzi scheme of the first order”. In other news, Lindsey Graham doesn’t know what a Ponzi scheme is.

This week we lost ACORN and gained health care reform. Next week, let’s trade PETA for heavy regulation of factory farming and agribusiness.

If Israel insists on repeatedly insulting American leaders, maybe they should find another country to give them $3 billion per year.

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Another reason to love reform // RT @huffingtonpost #hcr Will Lead To 200,000 Restaurants Posting Calorie Counts http://huff.to/aNtKHc

Interesting look at the GOP’s 2010 Midterm strategy to run on repealing the health care reform bill : http://bit.ly/aSRtCV

According to poll numbers I spent ten minutes on Google trying to find, everyone in America agrees with me.

How crazy has the right become? The man who coined the term “Axis of Evil” is the most reasonable one in the room. http://bit.ly/9iKLox

Busy day : Registering with the death panels, getting barcode tattoo, then off to Marxist re-education camp. Glenn Beck tried to warn us.

One should be gracious in victory, but after the past year of hateful, ignorant Teabagger fearmongering, I hope tonight really stings.

Tonight is the reason I woke up at dawn to call strangers on election day 2008. This feels good.

Two reasons GOP is so upset : (1) Reagan never accomplished anything this big (2) Obama has only been president for a year