Haw, Haw, Haw!
Last night Bill Clinton gave one of the most effective anti-Bush speeches I’ve ever heard. The Republican response? That John Kerry looks stupid.
Well, damn. I was all excited, but now that the GOP has this photo, we might as well cancel the rest of the convention and start making plans for 2008. It’s too bad the only embarrasing pictures of Bush we have are this one…
…this one…
…this one…
…this one…
…this one…
…these two…
…this one…
…and this one.
Dukakis, Dukakis, Dukakis!!!!
UPDATE : Here’s one more for you :
Goddamn, does he think there’s oil in there or something?
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What am I looking for in the binoculars photo?
Comment by Jay — July 27, 2004 @ 1:38 pm
Look carefully at the lenses…
Comment by Scott — July 27, 2004 @ 1:40 pm
What did he do to that poor little PUPPY!?
Comment by A Hermit — July 27, 2004 @ 1:49 pm
So Shrub is an inarticulate, blind klutz who likes to play dress-up while he can’t even eat a pretzel or stay on his bike (although falling off the Segway takes talent), what’s the big deal? After all, he’s got one hell of a drive when it comes to golf, and for the leader of the free world, that has to count for something right? I guess if Kerry wants to match that, he’s really going to have to take a bunch of vacation days when he gets into office! Also, he’s got a lot of beer drinking and coke sniffing to catch up on if he wants to damage as many brain cells as W lost during his 30+ year youth.
Comment by mbf1978 — July 27, 2004 @ 2:21 pm
Greg,
You should have posted the memorable picture of W at another school photo op. The War President must be really smart since in addition to being able to say complex words like Nuke-u-ler, I mean nuclear, he dazzled the classroom of children by reading a book alongside a little girl. However, in a piece of photogenic genius, he read the book upside down! C’mon, give the man credit, he’s a true genius! That’s got to be right up there with sitting around like a total tool while terrorists are running planes into buildings!
Comment by mbf1978 — July 27, 2004 @ 2:29 pm
The upside down book picture is regarded by snopes.com as a fake.
This one is not nor this one.
Comment by Joshua — July 27, 2004 @ 3:53 pm
That one where he’s writing on the flag. Doesn’t that kinda violate part G of Section 8 (titled Respect for the Flag) of the United States Flag Code:
“The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.”
Comment by dolphin — July 27, 2004 @ 6:05 pm
Like dolphin, I’m also most interested in that one. I hadn’t seen it before, and it seems relevant given his opposition to flag desecration.
The final photo only reinforces the notion that W doesn’t do anything in half-measures.
Priceless collection– well done, guys!
Comment by oyster — July 27, 2004 @ 8:45 pm
….and we’re done.
Greg sums up the Kerry NASA photo issue quite nicely, I think….
Trackback by August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com — July 28, 2004 @ 5:06 am
dolphin and oyster - you are correct, this is a case of flag desecration. Just like the actions of the badministration have risen way beyond the level of high crimes and misdemeanors, and the lot of them should be impeached.
But they’re Repugnicants, so it’s okay! (see corrente “IOKIYAR”)
Comment by (: Tom :) — July 28, 2004 @ 7:13 am
One with the bruise on his head following the pretzel mishap would be good to throw in there too.
Comment by Thad Boyd — July 28, 2004 @ 9:22 am
…and don’t forget the one where he’s phoning in his presidency from the safety of 40,000 feet in Air Force One while DC and New York burn. They actually SOLD those to donors. Clueless.
Comment by shep — July 28, 2004 @ 10:59 am
My personal fave is the picture of him on the cover of Molly Ivins’ “Bushwhacked.”
Comment by Morrison — July 28, 2004 @ 11:10 am
The Repugs are just jealous ’cause our candidate is not a continuous source of embarrassment and shame, so they have to rush out, call our guys names, and then huk-huk-huk back into their corners.
Comment by BobR — July 28, 2004 @ 11:21 am
Are the binoculars upside down?
Comment by hairymadness — July 28, 2004 @ 11:58 am
Nothing to See Here - Well, Actually Rather A Lot edition
* The Talent Show shows off a bunch of “Bush-Fall-Down-and-Go-Boom”:http://www.thetalentshow.org/archives/001124.html photos. * As a former Disnoid, I _love_ this.
Trackback by Stumax.com — July 28, 2004 @ 12:34 pm
The binocular lenses have the covers on them, hairy.
Comment by Monique — July 28, 2004 @ 12:58 pm
I like the aftermath of his prairie-bike accident in May.
A boy as special as Dubya should have protective equipment. For example, most serious bicyclist wear a special type of hand protection apparatus known as “gloves”.
Comment by mark — July 29, 2004 @ 1:00 am
Blue Outfitgate
Apparently, wearing a clean-room suit is embarrassing. The Talent Show has full coverage. Full, blue, hermetically sealed coverage….
Trackback by Aces Full of Links — July 29, 2004 @ 8:38 am
Joshua, you’re correct about the upside-down book being a fake–but it’s not listed here.
The picture of Bush holding the children’s book is included here because it took Bush 7 minutes of sitting there to take action–and he only did that at the demand of an aide (Ari, I think, finally broke the moment and brought Bush back into reality).
I’m not sure why you mentioned the upside-down book when it’s not even here, unless you were mistaking the “Pet Goat” picture for the faked one.
Comment by Daddy-O — August 1, 2004 @ 2:34 pm
You missed the one with Bush and the Aussie PM in Kimonos.
It is a bit small but I liked it enough to copy from the NY Post and keep on my blog.
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Comment by Easter Lemming Liberal News — August 2, 2004 @ 3:04 am