Halloween Comes Early
Yay! It looks like Dubya might play dress-up again :
So, I see that Junior is taking a day off on Saturday.Sure he is. In the fight of his life, ten days before the election, he’s taking a precious day away from the campaign trail.
How much do you want to bet he’s being measured for a new military costume as we speak?
My only question is whether it will be Kabul or Baghdad.
And if the braindead press corpse handle this as anything but a cheap, taxpayer financed stunt we should raise holy hell. In fact, it wouldn’t hurt to let them know now that any October Surprise like this is not a “surprise” it’s an act of sheer desperation and if they don’t cover this with the skepticism and derision it deserves they can never call themselves anything but whores.
Let’s keep score here. He’s played the construction worker…
…cowboy….
…and army guy.
So it looks like it’s three down, three to go :
I hope he plays the leather man next.
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Bwahahaha, I almost choked when I saw the Village People.
Comment by Christine — October 21, 2004 @ 2:04 pm
Now that’s funny…let’s give him a pass on the Indian, though…Ben Nighthorse can fill in for him on that front.
Comment by Aqualad — October 21, 2004 @ 4:25 pm
Hell no, Aqualad! I wanna see Preznit Bush dressed up like a really Indian ‘n’ everything! It will excite and confuse his loyal supporters: “I dunno…Kin we still vote for him if he’s an Injun?”
Comment by VKW — October 21, 2004 @ 7:05 pm
Malibu George Bush
Greg at Talent Show has a scary theory about why Bush dressed up like a pilot for the disastrous Mission Accomplished photo-op. Apparently, Karl Rove is a boy genius and a fan of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Trackback by Last Day of My Life — October 21, 2004 @ 8:08 pm
A wonderful way to start my day! Thanks for the laugh!!!
Your blog is great.
Comment by Robin Morris — October 22, 2004 @ 5:44 am
Action figure
Via The Talent Show: Digby sticks pins and needles in the dress-up Bush doll: So, I see that Junior is taking a day off on Saturday. Sure he is. In the fight of his life, ten days before the election,…
Trackback by Waveflux — October 22, 2004 @ 7:19 am
I’d have to say the Cop can’t be next as the “war on terrarrr” is not a law enforcement operation according to bushy.
Bush’s stand on Gay Marriage precludes him from wearing leather chaps… so the leather guy is out…
The only thing left is the Indian…But how?…wait, I get it… BushCo will re-write history to claim that the original Native Americans were rich white folks form Texas…
Comment by sgo — October 22, 2004 @ 8:56 am
Bush’s stand on Gay Marriage precludes him from wearing leather chaps… so the leather guy is out…
On the contrary, Bush surely thinks leather chaps are fabulous!
Comment by QrazyQat — October 24, 2004 @ 10:27 am
No No No. The Indian will be part of a big “Sovereignty” message! I mean, what is sovereignty, if not being sovereign?
Comment by Geeno — October 24, 2004 @ 10:30 am
Every country should have a paper-doll president. One two dimensional man with many cut out costumes. So fun even the little ones can enjoy!
He can wear the Carmen Miranda at state dinners or when he wins his terra war.
Comment by grannyinsanity — October 24, 2004 @ 2:58 pm
Funny that you’re talking about him like he’s a Ken doll.
After all, he has approximately the same amount of spine and balls as Ken.
Oooh, does that mean Ann Coulter is Barbie? I get first go out in the sunshine with the magnifying glass!
Comment by James J. Dominguez — October 25, 2004 @ 8:50 pm
SGO: It’s not “the war on terrarrr”, it’s “the war on TERR”.
One syllable, according to the president.
And of course, the only thing worse than terr is newkewlar terr.
Comment by brykMantra — October 27, 2004 @ 7:13 am