I gotta admit that the latest trend in comment spam isn’t bothering me for once. Until now, comment spammers have left messages like “Fun with underage fucksluts? Try V!AGR@” or “This post is well-written and entertaining. Join me and my friends at partypoker.com”., but my recent post “Stuck” has some of the funniest spam I’ve seen yet :

Not much on my mind. I don’t care. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
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I haven’t been up to anything today. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t gotten anything done recently, but oh well. Not much noteworthy going on worth mentioning.
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My mind is like a bunch of nothing, but I guess it doesn’t bother me. I haven’t been up to anything recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing to speak of.
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Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t been up to much these days. I just don’t have much to say right now. I can’t be bothered with anything , but whatever.

I love the idea that some spammer decided to write a bot to write random, angsty prose. But whatever. Why should I even bother with writing this stuff? I feel like a void.