The sweatshop that made my phone is cooler than the sweatshop that made your phone.

You know what’s kinda racist? Insisting that your opposition to the drug war proves you aren’t a racist.

In this economy, choosing a guy like Romney to be president is like electing the guy who builds levies to be mayor of New Orleans.

Prediction : In Iowa caucuses, I doubt Newt, Mitt, or Paul gain much second round support. Keep an eye on Perry. http://t.co/r4hI1jDo

RT @TPM_dk: Direct mail piece signed by Ron Paul ’93 warned “coming race war” and “federal-homosexual cover-up” of AIDS http://t.co/LYGqQCdk

Pepper spray is a “food product” the same way mustard gas is something you’d put on a hot dog.

The goal of the super committee was to get the debt crisis out of the news and punt responsibility to others. It’s working as planned.

It takes a special kind of stupid to describe a movement pushing for governnment action against big banks as “anarchist”.

Does the Netflix iOS app have a business-related reason for sucking or is it just another app designed by people who never use it?

Shorter Herman Cain : “My accusers don’t have any ‘facts’. Also, the ‘Democratic machine’ is responsible, but I don’t have any facts.”

So brave of a man who bound alleged sexual harassment victims under a nondisclouse clause to lash out against “anonymous” accusers.

I don’t have any data to back it up, but I’m pretty sure the song “Hotel California” causes diabetes.

The lyrics of “Life is a Highway” are like philosophy for illiterate people.

How many “flat tax” supporters support taxing investment income at the same rate as earned income. Is there a number lower than zero?

If this Herman Cain boomlet doesn’t work out, maybe the Republicans can nominate Papa John or Chuck E. Cheese.